Ionic Bonds are for Losers

wtfevolution:

“Check out this awesome dance move I invented.”

“Oh god, evolution, please stop doing that.”

“What? It’s called ‘pronking.’ All the springbok are into it.”

“I can’t take you anywhere.”

(Source: BBC)

shunt19:

vehementlyvenomous:

ladies and gentlemen

the best voice line in dota 2

I was listening to Pachelbel’s Canon in D Major at the same time, my god that quote goes perfectly with that song.

shunt19:

dartagnyan:

 Good sir, would you like to take on an adventure?
- Mr. Io, The Gentleman

That sounds simply divine!

shunt19:

dartagnyan:

 Good sir, would you like to take on an adventure?

- Mr. Io, The Gentleman

That sounds simply divine!

Remember when fist bumping was the cool new thing?